都市中的白熊

今天在整理我在PPT2的文章

 

看到了以前很無理頭的想法 覺得實在是好笑

 

拿出來跟大家分享一下吧～

 

一.吃霸王餐的方法
                                                                                                                                                             
首先
                                                                               
到餐廳的外面開始物色對象
                                                                               
找落單的人跟他一起進去
                                                                               
接著 跟他坐同一桌
                                                                               
找話跟他閒聊 讓老闆以為他跟你是朋友
                                                                               
然後要快速的吃完 以適當的音量(老闆聽的到為主)
                                                                               
說  我有事先走了 那改天在聊喔
                                                                               
然後就離去 若是老闆要你付錢
                                                                               
就說你朋友要付 然後快速逃逸
                                

二.我生日日子的意義

 

昨天睡覺之前
                                                                               
突然出現一個很妙的想法
                                                                               
為什麼 我會那麼貪吃呢????
                                                                               
原來在我出生那天就決定了.......
                                                                               
5/22
                                                                               
522........不就是我餓餓嗎!!!!!

 

 

以上   是我以前的天真想法